Quote for the Month March 2011

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

-anonymous (I’ve looked all over for who said this, if anyone knows – tell me!)

2 comments to Quote for the Month March 2011

  • anita slavin

    of course the french get to it right away….

    ” the majority of husbands remind me
    of an orangutan trying to play a violon”
    honore de balzac
    ‘the psysiology of love’

    or as mae west said…
    “marriage is a great institution but i’m not ready for an insitution”!

  • anita slavin

    “…like good wine, marriage gets better with age-once you learn to keep a cork in it !
    gene perret

    “… a dog is much like a married man, obeying his master’s voice for the sake of his master’s touch”