NEWSFLASH
Harriet displayed previously unrealized hunting potential over 4th of July weekend by tracking and killing a bird in the bushes outside her Beverly Hills home.
She gave the trophy to her surprised owner with who was astonished by the size of the kill. Harriet thought it might be a big enough bird to feed the family for dinner, but they opted for some leftover steak au poivre instead.
Kudos to Harriet the Hunter!
Oh Harriet, didn’t anyone tell you “Make love, not war”?
Also, it’s bad form to let your parents know that you are actually capable of catching your own food. Always, always leave them believing that it’s THEIR jobs to cater to your every whim, and that includes round the clock take out.